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Check Out This ‘Godzilla’ Size Chart To Note How The Iconic Monster Has Changed Through The Years

By 12.15.13


Not long after the amazing teaser trailer for the new Godzilla film was released earlier this week, I came upon this awesome size comparison chart via Reddit. It shows how the giant monster has grown since his debut in 1954, leaving a certain American version in the garbage where it belongs.

What this chart doesn’t show you is the shrinking size of Godzilla’s lizard penis, a drawback from years of atomic steroid use. You don’t get to be the biggest boy on the block without a few setbacks.

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