If anyone can appreciate doing regrettable things under the influence of alcohol, it’s dancing crack bear/Toronto Mayor Rob Ford. After all, it was heavy boozing that led Rob Ford to hit the crack pipe, according to Rob Ford. Is getting a Rob Ford tattoo a gateway to crack smoking? Yeah, probably, but I digress.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Rob Ford is our new overlord. We must all now bow down to him and heed his words. In that vein, fellas, if you still haven’t figured out what to get your girl for Christmas, Rob Ford has some advice for you.
Reports the Toronto Sun:
In what is becoming one of the few times he speaks publicly due to his ongoing crack cocaine scandal, Ford called in again to “The Sports Junkies” show on a Washington, D.C., radio station Thursday and along with making his weekly football picks, Ford shed some light on what he’s getting his wife Renata for Christmas.
“Just money, women love money,” Ford told the hosts. “You give them a couple thousand bucks and they’re happy.
“Get some treats on the side obviously for her but she says, ‘I want cash honey, I want cash.’”
Well there you go, bros. This kind of romance is why Rob Ford has more p*ssy to eat at home than he can handle.
(Via Ann Hui)
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