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Meet The Oregon Meth Head Who Fought Off A Dozen Cops And Multiple Taser Zaps, All While Masturbating

By / 12.30.13

A 37-year-old Oregon man has no recollection of the events that led to his arrest last Sunday, which is a shame because he may have inadvertently discovered some sort of weird meth-masturbation combination that grants real-life superhero strength.

Andrew Frey told authorities he had used methamphetamine before a truly bizarre scene unfolded. We pick up the story after Frey had stiffed a locksmith, been kicked out of a market, and wandered to Iggy’s Bar & Grill on Portland Road Northeast (via Oregon Live):

A bartender told authorities that Frey exposed his genitals and started masturbating at the bar, officials said. By the time a Marion County deputy arrived on scene, Frey had moved from the bar to the bathroom, but reportedly had not stopped pleasuring himself.

Frey allegedly resisted arrest, forcing the deputy to zap the suspect with a Taser multiple times, officials said. The Taser had no effect on Frey, who then allegedly [began] fighting with the deputy, officials said.

At least 15 police officers from Salem, Keizer and Marion County rushed to the bar and were eventually able to take the suspect into custody, officials said.

Frey was charged with resisting arrest, theft, and (of course) public indecency.

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[H/T Police One; Image via Marion County Sheriff's Office]


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