Wait for it.
Waaaaaaait for it.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT FOR IT.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT IS THIS WHY ARE THERE SPIDERS EVERYWHERE WHO SAID IT WAS OKAY NOPE NOPE NOPE.
Those are harvestmen (a.k.a. “daddy longlegs”), not spiders. Entirely different group of arachnid (spiders are Araneae, harvestmen or Opiliones).
SHUT UP, NERD.
See, if you knew what you were talking about, you could point out that these are actually more closely related to scorpions than to spiders, and make them seem even more terrifying.
(Although they’re actually harmless.)
“See, if you knew what you were talking about…”
Story of my life, man.
“This bra bomb better work Nerdlinger.”
Hey … that’s not the wallet inspector….
“Hey, did you see that Nerd?”
Haha, yes, the Slender Man of the arachnid world.
Keesey your comments sent me on a mission to learn more about harvestment.
..which ended in a relatively bland article on wikipedia.
I’ve made the world a little more boring. My work here is done.
AW HAIL NAW.
that is insane
What’s the object that they’re clustered on?
Hopefully, something very far away from me.
Someone’s pubes. Be sure to touch yours gingerly today and be prepared to run.
That “object” is comprised entirely of harvestmen. Hundreds of them. They nestle together for protection.
Unless you mean the blue thing, in which case, some playground structure?
Or a water tank?
Yeah, I’m wondering what the giant clump of harvestmen is sitting on. And you’re probably right about it being a water tank of some sort.
This is EXACTLY why people should carry around personal flame throwers everywhere they go.