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A Man With Two Dicks Did A Reddit AMA. Welcome To 2014!

By 01.02.14

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It’s a new year, so naturally Reddit kicked things off last night by having a double-dicked, bisexual man do an AMA last night. 2014 on the internet is off to a hell of a start.

First off, yes, this guy is possibly for real; being born with two, fully-functional penises is a thing that happens. An extremely rare thing, mind you — about one man in every 5.5 million are stricken with such a, um, curse — but the condition is real and its called diphallia. If you’re curious as to what this looks like, here’s a NSFW photo the double-dicked dude from Reddit — whose Reddit name is DoubleDickDude, naturally — posted last night.

For what it’s worth, he claims that one of his dicks is 7 inches long when erect, while the other is six inches long when erect, so there’s that. Also, DoubleDickDude has a boyfriend AND a girlfriend, because of course he does. Two dicks on a bisexual man in two relationships, one for each sexual proclivity. This guy’s life sounds like a Michael Fassbender movie waiting to happen.

Now on to the Q&A — let’s start with what I feel are the two most obvious questions everyone would want to have answered…

Jukior: Do you normally masturbate with 1 or both of them and if the answer is both, can you answer my next question…if you finish with one dick do you feel you have to finish with the other or do you do you feel you are done.

DoubleDickDude: I have multiple orgasms, like I can shoot a load out of my right cock and cum oozes out of my left one. I milk it out and then can keep going with either and make another load within a few minutes. I think it may have a lot to do with the internal plumbing but I’ve shot about 10 loads in a 4 hour period before.

Waffles_bro: seems like a stupid question but when you have sex, can you do all the position, because i guess you must use only one of your penis and the other one must be kind of in the way if its also hard.

DoubleDickDude: my bf and gf can take both in them, so it’s pretty standard. but in the past with partners who had smaller or tighter holes, i had to start off using one but by the time i was done i had used both. ;)

On the reactions he’s gotten throughout his life to his having two dicks…

thederpmeister: How do you break the news to girls you’re hooking up with? Is it a “prepare yourself, mortal” or more of a “ooooooHELLOWTF” type of deal?

DoubleDickDude: I did both for a while, but I dont date anymore, i’m in a relationship with a guy and a girl, and have been for a while. back in my teens i tried both ways and it was never predictable. the easy girls sometimes screamed and ran (literally once) as much as the virgins did. never could figure that out. But guys, guys NEVER run and ALWAYS follow through. Mostly straight guys, and they always at the very least touch and play with them a little. Some have even sucked me off so THAT was always the wild thing, the straight guys giving me head.

beedee4: How do women react when they find out?

DoubleDickDude: varies from girl to girl. Some have been like WOW. some have been like THATS FAKE! some have freaked out like, called me names. Most are pretty curious, but i dont have casual sex anymore, i stopped a few years back. Didnt like the empty feeling inside after a 1 night stand. did a lot of those in my late teens. A LOT of them. but for the most part, girls were nervous and some changed their mind at the last minute. dudes NEVER change their mind, they always want it even if they’re freaked out a little. lol

On comfort…

thiney49:Do they both hang to one side of your pants, or do they split the seam?

DoubleDickDude: when i go commando, which is almost always except in winter, they take their own sides. the seam can be a pain sometimes because the skin between them is a little delicate and sensitive.

twisteddtoaster: What’s it like having both of them in the same hole?

DoubleDickDude: snug? ;) Its nice. i like hearing the moaning from the person I’m squeezed inside of.

sirrix: Serious question – when you pee, do you pee from both? I imagine that would get tricky at times.

DoubleDickDude: yup and its not tricky, ive pee’d from both all my life. ;)

And finally, yes, having two dicks has led dude to have some amazing sex in his life…

NickKevs: If you don’t mind me asking, what was your singular best sexual experience so far?

DoubleDickDude: two dudes in my ass at the same time, with each dick in a different girl who were riding me, p*ssy to p*ssy, while a guy and girl stood over me and let me eat/lick/suck on them while they f*cked.

DuckVimes: Is this what it actually looked like, with the bunk beds and whatnot?

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DoubleDickDude: No, there was only one bed. I was riding the 2 cocks, the dudes under me were balls to balls. The girls were riding me facing each other, p*ssy to p*ssy and i was leaning back on my arms while the couple over me f*cked and let me lick on her p*ssy, and suck on his dick while he f*cked her.

Having only one dick is so 2013.

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