You might remember Heath Campbell from the 2008 story that set the Internet ablaze, when a supermarket bakery employee refused to put his son’s name on a birthday cake, because the poor little boy is named Adolph Hitler Campbell. This week, Campbell is back in the news because New Jersey’s child services officials have taken away his daughter, and he believes that he’s being discriminated against because he’s a Neo-Nazi. I bet you’re wondering if that little girl, not even two months old, has a terrible name, too.
Naturally. Her name is Eva Braun.
But the real surprise is that Campbell hasn’t already used that name since Eva is his ninth child with five different women. That, of course, begs the most important question of the day – who the hell are the women who keep sleeping with this guy? Regardless, Campbell offered a deal to the state if they’ll give Eva back.
“I’m not allowed to have children because I’m a Nazi,” Heath Campbell, 40, told the Daily News. “That’s what they’re saying. Well, I’ll stop making them when they stop taking them.” (Via the New York Daily News)
According to a news reporter that doesn’t dress like Hitler and have swastika tattoos all over her body, the actual reason that Eva Braun was taken away from her unemployed father is because of reports of violence in his home. Funny, I had this guy pegged as a real cuddle bug.
Also, I found one of Campbell’s family photos…
I want more like this!
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