10. You don’t even know how much I want to pick this bully up and snuggle that face for days.
9. PEW! PEW! PEW!
8. I would spend the rest of my life tossing little treats into that mouth.
7. If there was a spell that could make St. Bernards remain puppies forever, I would be like Gandalf.
6. God, I can’t even.
5. Oh Lord, this is so ridiculous already.
4. SOMEONE HELP THAT F*CKING CORGI DOWN!
3. *throws monitor out the window*
2. *goes outside, gets monitor, pulls up PetFinder.com and adopts every dog on Earth*
1. YOU NEVER STOP RUBBING THAT TUMMY, LADY! NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!
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