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The Most Depressing Ending To A Porn Film Ever Might Turn You Asexual

By 03.19.14

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UPDATE: The creator of this masterpiece has come forward to answer the internet’s questions

Who knew “Slut teen gets knocked up by accidental creampie” would be the Grave of the Fireflies of porn? Adult movies are supposed to end one way, with a predictable route from A to B to OOO — they’re like romantic comedies, but with better dialogue — but then there’s School Girl Internal’s “accidental creampie,” starring Mario Cassini and Brooke Whispers, which concludes with the least happy of endings.

After y’know happens, this message shows up onscreen:

brooke baby

/fade to black
//crawls into a hole and dies

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