There’s hating the vapid fame-leeches in the Kardashian family. Then there’s Mike Amess, a retail assistant who “breaks out in a cold sweat whenever he sees or hears the famous family and says the sight of a semi-naked Kim even makes him vomit with disgust.” That’s according to the Daily Mail, which spoke to Amess about his totally real-sounding, Dr. Spaceman-diagnosed paranoia (and got some amazing pictures of him being all like HELL NO to pictures of Kim).
The 24-year-old from Exeter explains, “Just hearing the sound of the Kardashians’ nasal voices or catching a glimpse of them on screen makes me feel nauseous and shaky. My hands get clammy, my breathing gets heavier and I start sweating. Sometimes, I get teary and want to retch.”
Mike, who is gay, says his fear of the Kardashians started when he watched Kim’s now notorious sex tape at the age of seventeen.
Mike says, “I was raised Catholic and growing up, I tried to repress my sexuality and deny that I was gay. Loads of the boys at school were going on about how good Kim Kardashian’s sex tape was. I thought I’d give it a watch in the hope it would turn me on. I downloaded the video and watched it secretly in my bedroom. But the sight of Kim writhing around with her huge bum and the sound of her horrible high-pitched wailing repulsed me. I really wanted to be aroused by her so I kept watching it but she made me feel more and more upset. (Via)
Mike has never sought medical help for his “condition” because he’s “embarrassed,” he said to a popular website about said condition. But does he sound like a ball of fun: “Seeing Kim naked, with her boobs bouncing about like that brought back memories of that horrendous sex tape. It was like reliving that incident all over again.” Kim Kardashian is Mike’s Vietnam.