You’ve done it. After so many failed attempts (“Will you Wild Things with me?”), you finally convinced two women to be in a threesome with you. In a car, no less. You feel like the man, that there’s nothing you can’t do. And everything’s going great, right up until the moment when you kick the handbrake.
The car rolled down a hill and crashed into a tree while the threesome were in flagrante.
While the fool who caused the crash walked away without a scratch, the girls weren’t so lucky. One suffered internal bleeding and the other had to be cut free. They later discovered she’d broken both her legs.
“The driver is being investigated for lewd acts in a public place,” they added. “As the women will be when they are fit enough to answer charges.” (Via)
Oh, so that’s where the phrase “adding insult to injury” comes from. All three ménage à trois-er are f*cked, and not in the way they intended.