Jenny Slate did a Conan segment called “Weird Fears with Jenny Slate,” and went on to detail her fear and mistrust of horses. I don’t want to spoil anything else, but now that I’m picturing horse penises as murder weapons — well sh*t, I think I might actually be kind of afraid of horses. Oh, and forty pound dumps. Noooope, horses are definitely the worst.
I want more like this!
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