Now remember, the entire Mexican has to cross the border in order for it to count. If Howard stops the man with even one toe still in Mexico, it’s no goal, Or should I say, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
This is the internet, princess. You’re allowed to swear without the asterisks. But seeing how you type words like “cus” and “cept” and have the spelling abilities of a mildly retarded child, I’m guessing you’re probably twelve years old. (And let’s guess, from … England? Remind me, how’d the Cup work out for you this time? Fourth place in a weak group? Wow, impressive.)
Also, we advanced not by losing, but by putting up the second-most points in a group with Germany and Portugal. For someone who wants to lecture the rest of us about our lack of soccer knowledge, you seem to have zero understanding of how the Cup works. It’s almost like you’re some kind of fucking moron.
You do realize that when he’s not playing for the American world team, he plays in the British premier league? I.E. the most-watched soccer league in the world? Under contract til 2018? Odds are, you’re going to be hearing this guy’s name for a while.
If you’re going to belittle us Americans for sucking at soccer, you should probably have some idea of what you’re talking about. You look really stupid, not having any idea who this guy is, who he plays for, how he plays, yet smack-talking him. Kinda like making fun of that Michael Jordan guy during the 90s.