"Meme Watch: The U.S. Soccer Team May Have Lost Yesterday, But Tim Howard Won The Internet"
This is the best thing the internet has produced this year.
I concur. Goalkeeper named Man of the Match in a 2-1 defeat? That’s fucking amazing. This man deserves all the memes.
Could Tim Howard have prevented the Red Wedding? Probably.
America – Where the complete and utter defensive failure of the team leads to the individual success of one man.
Screw people, look out for yourself, God bless this country.
Is there anything more American than pretending to care about something for a few weeks only to completely forget about it for years until some new source makes reminds of it?
Yep. Bitching about it on the internet.
And then forgetting who bitched about it first.
this is the dumbest sh*t ever. didnt he lose? id understand if the ninja had won the game but you cant call him a wall when he lets two easy goals go by come on?
quit being stupid americans! you lost get over it.
Homeboy set the record for most saves in the history of the World Cup, even with the two he let go by. The captain of the team that beat him even bowed in awe.
You need to shut the fuck up and quit being so goddamn ignorant.
Isn’t making funny memes instead of pouting and complaining the very definition of “getting over it”? You’re weird.
eat a bag of eagle flavored cock @xinyourmouthalso
I read this post in the voice of Marco from Die Hard.
I was over it before the World Cup started.
It’s our birthright as Americans to be stupid.
Also, it’s our birthright to tell you to blow it out your ass, shitlips.
@ Silent Mic
I read your last sentence like…
Definitely more the second one. Not angry at that guy, not worth the effort for a troll. Just matter-of-fact.
haha bunch of f*cking loser b*tches! hahaha and shitty americans to boot hahaha
you lost get the fuck out of here. you should learn to like the sport and maybe then a loss wouldnt be your greatest claim to fame.
p.s. i would take the time to answer you all individually but instead ill just smile at the fact i wont have to heat this losers name again in four years cus youre all too stupid to keep his name relevant cept for his loss. keep it up you fat, white , insipid americans! hahahahaha
this is just more of that everyone gets a trophy bullshit that goes on in america. trying to make everyone feel good despite being shit at what they do. lets not forget they advanced by losing and then if he defended 26 shots, that just means your defense is so shitty the other guys got through 26 flipping times! also this isnt football or shitty baseball where just going up to bat is a stat. this is soccer. and the US stinks at it. let be real.
This is the internet, princess. You’re allowed to swear without the asterisks. But seeing how you type words like “cus” and “cept” and have the spelling abilities of a mildly retarded child, I’m guessing you’re probably twelve years old. (And let’s guess, from … England? Remind me, how’d the Cup work out for you this time? Fourth place in a weak group? Wow, impressive.)
Also, we advanced not by losing, but by putting up the second-most points in a group with Germany and Portugal. For someone who wants to lecture the rest of us about our lack of soccer knowledge, you seem to have zero understanding of how the Cup works. It’s almost like you’re some kind of fucking moron.
ya ya still lost and made it through by losing. im not trying to school anyone on soccer im just saying this is fake trophy bullshit cuz! haha only reason why i used the asterisks is CUS i wasnt sure if this comment software allowed it. anyways as far as the fourth grade thing is concerned, im sure at fourth grade is where all this everyone is a champ, look he defended the ball 26 times (BUT STILL GOT HIS ASS KICKED) shit started from.
also, -20 points for thinking im british and then +20 points for thinking im british hahaha
@Otto Man Forgot the “No offense”
You’re melting the ice caps with that hot take, Broseph.
You’re also setting the English language back 20 years with your inability to use it, dumb fuck.
guess how fat back youre setting american culture with your misplaced anger bro! haha
i could misspell every single word i type it still wouldnt make me wrong, son. sorry youre just dumb to realize it. go count how many times baseball players grab their crotch. thats how americans enjoy spots right?
you have to admit this is some bullshit right here tho right? theres no way this guy deserves this right? i mean come on!
You do realize that when he’s not playing for the American world team, he plays in the British premier league? I.E. the most-watched soccer league in the world? Under contract til 2018? Odds are, you’re going to be hearing this guy’s name for a while.
If you’re going to belittle us Americans for sucking at soccer, you should probably have some idea of what you’re talking about. You look really stupid, not having any idea who this guy is, who he plays for, how he plays, yet smack-talking him. Kinda like making fun of that Michael Jordan guy during the 90s.
Holy shit. Does anyone have a Dipshit-to-English dictionary handy?
The crappy spelling, the lack of logic, the inability to make a joke or even craft a coherent sentence — this guy has everything.
It’s both hilarious and sad at the same time, like the suicide of a clown.
ya, ya but the fact is it doesnt matter who he plays for cus you guys will never watch it. and you know why he plays for another country instead of Americas crappy and disappointing MLS bullshit is because again you dont know enough to watch it! haha
also, it doesnt matter that you dont get my jokes cus its you that im making fun of! haha. so suck on my big brown D! you bunch of bitches! hahahaha
i could prob rewrite all my typing into your so called proper spelling and grammar but really if thats the only thing you can point at, its just a sign youre too stupid for an actual opposing argument. but then again i dont expect intelligence from anywhere on this site. either the articles or the comments. so again, suck on my big brown D you bunch of bitches!
all the lolz.
last thing ill say about this since that guy decided to say making fun of this guy is the same as making fun of jordan? how do you associate that? looks like youre a moron here cus let me tell you Jordan was a winner clear cut, 6 times. this mofo barely makes it through a game, loses and its the closest hell ever get to any sort of world trophy and youre saying hes just like Jordan? youre the moron here “bruh”. and just proves my point of how some dumb asses will celebrate a shitty loss instead of admitting defeat. no you dont all get to be winners, no it doesnt feel great to be nominated. its win, lose or get the fuck out!
STOP MAKING ALL ENGLISH PEOPLE SEEM DUMB
loling at the genius who types in caps.
Tim Howard v Chuck Norris….I’m just putting that out there
Tim Howard would stop more people at the border.
haha beerguy, exactly
Now remember, the entire Mexican has to cross the border in order for it to count. If Howard stops the man with even one toe still in Mexico, it’s no goal, Or should I say, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
Mark Wahlburg is set to play Tim Howard in a biopic about stopping 9-11.
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