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This Comedian Did An Impersonation Of What He Considers To Be ‘Every Maid of Honor Speech Ever’

By 07.02.14

Comedian Owen Weber did this impression of what he considers to be “every maid of honor speech, ever” — and no disrespect to the guy or anything, and maybe it’s just because I happen to have cool friends, but: No. I literally even have a younger sister named Beth who is my only sister and was my maid of honor, and from what I remember of her speech — to my absolute horror — she told everyone about how when I was five years old I tried to put a plastic bag over her head and suffocate her as a baby. Good times!

Anyway, if there’s any ladies out there getting married who are worried about this sort of dumb thing happening to them, might I point you in the direction of the Craigslist “Bridesmaid for Hire.” Sure, she might charge a bit more for speech writing, but if this is your alternative then I can pretty much assure you it’s worth it.

(Via Tastefully Offensive)


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