Like a Doug Loves Movies bit come to life, Mark Wahlberg decided not to attend his brother’s wedding yesterday, possibly because he and his wife hate the woman Donnie’s marrying, Jenny McCarthy. That’s a valid reason and I support it. Except it might not be true. Wahlberg recorded a video at his 11-year-old daughter’s birthday party explaining his absence, and uploaded it to Instagram.
Typical Marky Mark. He can stop 9/11, but can’t be in two places at once.
“Say hello to your horrible wife for me.” His wife looks thrilled.