Kansas City Burger Joint Owner To Female Reporter: ‘I Would Love To See My Meat In Your Mouth’

In honor of the Kansas City Royals recent playoff success, famed Kansas City burger joint, the Westport Flea Market, is offering a 1985 deal that offers their burgers at 1985 prices, which essentially discounts a $7.99 burger to just $2.99. I’m guessing 1985 was the last time the Royals won the World Series or something? Don’t make me look this sh*t up.

Anyway, KCTV reporter Courtenay DeHoff stopped by the Westport Flea Market last week to interview owner Joe Zwillenberg about the deal, and when DeHoff asked if she could try one of the $2.99 burgers Zwillenberg enthusiastically replied, “Courtenay, I would love to see my meat in your mouth.” The burger may cost $2.99 but double entendres are ON THE HOUSE!

Seriously though, that is one sick-looking burger. That dude can put his meat in my mouth anytime he wants.

(Via Deadspin)

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