We finally did it, everyone. We finally answered the age-old question, “How drunk is too drunk?” A man in Manchester, England called police because he hadn’t received his pizza after 45 minutes.
Drunk Man: Err, I’ve been ripped off.
Police: You’ve been ripped off in what way?
Drunk Man: I ordered a pizza 45 minutes ago and it’s still not been delivered to me.
As it turns out, a late pizza delivery doesn’t constitute a police matter, something this gentleman seems quite shocked about.
[Metro]