Paris Hilton Named Her New Puppy After Herself. We Have Reached Peak Paris Hilton.

Paris Hilton just dropped $25 grand on two Pomeranian puppies — one for her mother as an anniversary gift and another as a companion to her other Pomeranian named Prince Hilton (that she spent $13,000 on last September), who has his own Instagram account, by the way.

But what to name such a majestic creature that almost definitely couldn’t be mistaken for an over-sized white hamster? Hilton took to her own Instagram earlier this week to solicit name suggestions from fans, but ultimately revealed the highly anticipated (I’m sure) name at a Golden Globes party last night, via The Daily Mail:

The former Simple Life star has since decided on a name, telling MailOnline: ‘I love her. Her name’s Princess Paris Jr.’

The blonde calls herself Princess Paris, so the furry friend is clearly meant to follow in her footsteps.

And yet, somehow I would still trade Kim Kardashian to get Paris Hilton back as society’s most influential yet vapid reality star in a hot second. Like, I wouldn’t even have to think about it.

(Huffington Post via Daily Mail)

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