There’s a lot of questions that would pop in one’s head from this story. None of them have to do with the actual events that happened on Christmas Eve in Cleveland, Ohio, instead they have more to do with the alleged assailant’s nickname. From The News Herald:
On Feb. 2, the Northeast Ohio Violent Fugitive Task Force arrested Tyrice Bowens, who was wanted on a charge of attempted murder, according to the Euclid Police Department’s Facebook page.
Bowens is accused of shooting a Cleveland man on Dec. 24 at the Blueprint Lounge, 22810 Lake Shore Blvd. The victim was shot twice at 1:23 a.m. and taken to the hospital for surgery, police said at the time.
Bowens is better known by his nickname “Poop Gangsta.” Where does someone acquire a name like “Poop Gangsta?” Is it earned through making enemies empty their bowels on sight? Is it from only doing “business” inside various bathrooms all around town? Or is it the obvious, caught with poop in your pants and forced to live with an embarrassing name for life. We’ve all been there, right? We just haven’t been accused of shooting a guy before, hopefully.
(Via The News Herald)