A Couple Went To A ‘Fifty Shades’-Themed Museum Exhibit And Proceeded To Have Sex All Over It

And Fifty Shades of Grey continues to bring out the WTF-est in people. Let’s see — so far we’ve had masturbating in handcuffs, pooping and vomiting all over a theater, and just straight up stabbing people.  So, maybe this couple having sex all over a Fifty Shades-themed museum exhibit is relatively OK.

TMZ obtained surveillance video of their bare-assed exploits around the Erotic Heritage Museum — which was featuring an homage to kink on Valentine’s Day … and after-hours the couple went on a room-by-room sex spree.

First, they found a hiding spot and waited for the museum staff to clear out … and the house lights to go down. Then the banging began in earnest. The couple didn’t hold back as they moved around — but they didn’t realize security was watching.

In fairness, this was the Erotic Heritage Museum. They were just celebrating their heritage. Erotically.

If you find yourself inspired by this film or book series, please, keep it contained to your own personal Red Room of Pain in your own home. If the studio was truly committed to the merchandising possibilities, they’d be selling hand sanitizer and ponchos to take to any and all related events.

Source: TMZ

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