So far, 2015 is shaping up to be chock-full of Olivia Wilde, with the recently released The Lazarus Effect, upcoming Meadowland, and the much-hyped HBO Martin Scorsese rock drama. Today also happens to be another reason to celebrate Olivia Wilde — or the best thing that ever happened to Jason Sudeikis — it’s her 31st birthday. So, instead of fuming over how it’s the incredibly likable Sudeikis that gets to sing her happy birthday and not you, let’s look back at some of the reasons why the internet should go ahead and declare March 10 Olivia Wilde Day.
Doing the ice bucket challenge… with breast milk.
Hey, remember last summer when everybody was dumping buckets of ice water on themselves to raise awareness for ALS? Well, being that Olivia Wilde likes to color outside the lines, she took things a step further and doused herself in a bucket of her own breast milk, naturally angering the mommysphere in the process.
Now, some argued that she couldn’t have possibly produced that much breast milk on her own, which is a valid argument. Then again, this is the offspring of Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis we’re talking about. Kid was probably tipping back a quart of the stuff every day. And while we’re on the subject of lactating…
Her breastfeeding photo shoot for Glamour
The image of a woman breastfeeding seems to always rattle the cages of a certain crowd, and Olivia Wilde seems to enjoy rattling cages from time to time. Wilde brought her son to her September 2014 Glamour photo shoot because, as Josh Kurp pointed out, it’s important that parents start embarrassing their children as early as possible.
Girl’s pretty good at the Twitter
Olivia Wilde’s a fairly regular tweeter, and while her Twitter doesn’t exactly get too Wilde (c’mon, I had to use that pun at least once), she’s pretty efficient at engaging her fans with goofy tweets like this…
It’s not the holidays without your little cousin recommending his favorite metal track “Anal Prolapse Suffocation”. #family #love
— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) December 23, 2014
And bad-ass photos like these…
Ugh well looks like I’m the latest victim of a non-retouched photo leak. #TheLazarusEffect #Friday27th pic.twitter.com/neRLpILmi4
— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) February 26, 2015
Maybe I should lay off the bath salts. #BehindTheScenes #TheLazarusEffect #EvilWillRise #Feb27th pic.twitter.com/cwSY4XhaBQ
— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) February 18, 2015
Her jiggle-tastic performance in the 2012 British GQ comedy trailer
Standing out in a comedy trailer when surrounded by the funniest people on the planet isn’t the easiest thing to do (for a normal person, at least). But the thing is, Olivia Wilde is much, much prettier than Garry Shandling. And while I’m sure Shandling could have jiggled his 60-year-old man-boobs, Wilde beat him to the punch, and the internet rejoiced.
Matching the energy of Billy Eichner not once, but twice
Billy Eichner is a lot to take in. Somehow, Wilde managed to do two segments with Billy on the streets of New York City, and the sheer magnitude of those personalities on the same street corner didn’t result in an eight car pileup.
And finally — GIFs!
Certain celebrities offer something special to the world of GIFs, and while Olivia Wilde might not be quite the GIF contributor that Emma Stone is — Emma Stone is pretty much the Jordan of GIFs — she’s right up there with Mila Kunis and Scarlett Johansson. Just look at the range of the mighty Olivia Wilde…
You have your throwback O.C. eye-rolling GIF.
You’re arousing Colbert and Olivia GIF.
Your almost NSFW Olivia GIF.
And of course…
Now, we just have to answer the questions: Who’s the greater GIF contributor, Olivia Wilde or Olivia Munn?