Say you’re a guy who lives at home with your mother, and one day you’re enjoying some quality time alone with your laptop. But then you hear your mother coming up the stairs, and your laptop takes the very inopportune time to freeze. You’d probably just like, close your laptop, right?
Well that, or you could just punch it, or throw it across the room, or whatever this guy who goes by @DenzelMichaelUk on Twitter claims he did.
Mum was walking up the stairs and Pornhub decided to freeze, I had no other choice. 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/duxjrgv987
— 👑 Denzbappé 👑 (@DenzelMichaelUk) April 12, 2015
Someone responded that maybe @DenzelMichaelUk is not the greatest under pressure, to which he responded back with this picture of what is supposedly Argentinian soccer player Javier Mascherano tearing his anus while trying to stop a goal at the world cup.
https://twitter.com/DenzelMichaelUk/status/587343230120919043
I’m not 100 percent clear on what smashing your laptop has to do with tearing your anus, but I have a feeling that neither of them are very good at the game “Operation.”
(Via Huffington Post)