There’s a new ultra high-end brand of whisky out of the Netherlands called Whisky X, that claims to be filtered with both gold and diamonds and “body blended” with your choice (flavor?) of porn star, Tori Black or Joy van Velsen. Before getting the special touches and being bottled in the Netherlands, the whisky is distilled and aged in Scotland for a minimum of 12 years.
But what does “body-blended” mean? That’s a bit ambiguous, and this description on the website is not helping:
It’s not just a whisky, it’s body blended By-X. Taste and enjoy, because it is a pleasure to discover your passion for our whisky. Rich taste, high quality of whisky with a unique way of blending. Our whisky is body blended by the most beautiful women. Not only will the quality of our whisky make your heart beat faster, the thought of the same whisky touching the body of the woman of your dreams will leave you speechless.
So… do the women, like, take a bath in the whisky? Or is it somehow poured over them? Moreover, would you even want to drink whisky that was poured over another human being, porn star or no? I had a very important and scientific discussion on the matter with David Covucci over at BroBible, who broke this story yesterday. We both decided that there was a very short list of people who we would drink whisky poured over.
He said Taylor Swift and maybe Tom Hardy, while I said The Rock, which he said made him “visibly recoil.” Fair enough, but, as I pointed out, there’s no body hair going on there, and, as a plus, you would probably be magically infused with the power of The Rock after consuming the whisky.
So, Friday Conversation: Who would you drink whisky poured over?