Lucasfilm Didn’t Know Amy Schumer Was Going To Suck C-3PO’s Finger

Some Jedi at GQ used a mind trick on Lucasfilm and Disney.

That’s the only explanation I can think of for why The House That George Built, Then Destroyed, Then Sold to The House of Mouse (it’s just down the street) is now calling Amy Schumer’s recent “Slave Leia” cover, which the magazine needed permission to publish, “inappropriate.”

The following tweet was posted on the official Star Wars account Thursday evening:

Star Wars is fine with this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, but Amy Schumer fellating a lightsaber? Now that’s too far.

(Via the Hollywood Reporter)

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