#KimDavis lost #TomBrady won. Thank you justice system for protecting my fantasy team and my @MountainDew
— Formerly next to Kim Davis (@nexttokimdavis) September 3, 2015
The controversy that Kim Davis has caused over gay marriage has proved that the Internet can indeed be great. Some genius has made the Twitter account @nexttokimdavis for the woman with the epic RBF who was caught in a photo with Kim Davis refusing to grant a marriage license to a gay couple.
The expletive-filled account starts off with this appropriately resigned bio: “I sit next to Kim Davis. This was supposed to just be a chill job.” It turns out that the put-upon government employee loves Project Runway and is bitter over Davis’ management of the Rowan County clerk’s office’s softball team.
Nathan wants us to go "support #KimDavis with a prison prayer circle." LOLOLOLOL @ProjectRunway #ONMYDVR
— Formerly next to Kim Davis (@nexttokimdavis) September 3, 2015
She also has a flirtation going on with comedian Margaret Cho.
Since #KimDavis won't, I'll marry you and let the Thundercat next to her be your ringbearer. #marrymemargaret pic.twitter.com/BdNkRQipUa
— Margaret Cho (@margaretcho) September 3, 2015
.@margaretcho BTW – I WILL LITERALLY MARRY A PERSON TO ONE OF THE LICENSE PLATES IF THE CAMERAS WILL JUST GO AWAY BY MONDAY
— Formerly next to Kim Davis (@nexttokimdavis) September 3, 2015
The person behind this account is also tweeting at Carly Fiorina and Mike Huckabee about Davis’ purported lateness and her sandwich jacking tendencies.
.@GovMikeHuckabee ONE WEEK OF #KimDavis EATING YOUR PB&J OUT OF THE FRIDGE AND YOU'D SEND HER TO SIBERIA. TRUST ME.
— Formerly next to Kim Davis (@nexttokimdavis) September 3, 2015
This woman should meet Ross Geller.
She also has it out for Nathan, Davis’ son who refused to issue marriage licenses on his mother’s behalf.
PLEASE THROW NATHAN THE POOP MACHINE IN JAIL, TOO, YOUR HONOR http://t.co/2uYkAKLDmU
— Formerly next to Kim Davis (@nexttokimdavis) September 3, 2015
Whoever is behind this account has been tweeting since September 1st about Davis’ publicity-mongering ways, and is honestly a genius. Thank you @nexttokimdavis for providing the LOLs, and you’re welcome for bringing this account to your attention.