J. Geils Band fans the world over were shocked to learn this week that Playboy will no longer be placing angels in its centerfold. In fact, the legendary magazine is done with naked woman altogether, much to the dismay of 13-year-olds who still haven’t heard about this whole Internet thing.
Two big questions remain:
1. There’s no way Hugh Hefner is actually 89, right? He’s 89 going on 123.
2. Who will be the final centerfold model?
Jenny McCarthy’s raising her hand like she’s Martin Prince desperately waiting to answer a question. “Pick me, Hef. I’m ever so naked!”
“There was nothing (in my photoshoot) I felt was too embarrassing, or gross, and nothing that I’m not proud of today. So it kind of breaks my heart that it’s the end of that era,” Jenny says during her SiriusXM radio show.
“That we have to lose what I would consider very classy nudity in a magazine… In solidarity, I will be wearing my panties at half-mast… and have maybe one more for the road. I would be totally willing just to take it all off one more time, just to say I’ll be in the last one.” (Via)
No, you’re not wrong for feeling like you need a vaccination after reading “wearing my panties at half-mast.” You’re also correct, Mark Wahlberg, in not wanting Jenny (or Marge) to “take it all off one more time.” That honor should obviously go to all the women in the “Centerfold” music video.