This Lazy Bear At The Zoo Will Only Eat The Food That Lands Directly In Its Mouth

Say hello to your new spirit animal, this bear that cannot be bothered with eating the food tossed at it by tourists, other than the morsels that land directly in his mouth. Like, who even has time for a piece of bread that bounces off the side of your snout? Not this guy!

Although the video was clearly shot at a zoo somewhere outside of the United States, this bear is still ‘Murica at its finest. Someone expedite him to his natural home, preferably at a zoo somewhere in Texas, and get him his own personal ranch dressing hose, pronto.

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