I’ve seen every single episode of Law & Order: SVU and I don’t think they’ve ever done an episode about a grown ass man who spent $100,000 to look like a teen pop idol. But maybe SVU producers should because I only see one way for this type of lunacy to end and it involves bad images of children.
LA-based songwriter Toby Sheldon, 33, is all up in the news for his creepy ass obsession with Justin Bieber. In an awful, just awful, attempt to look like the lesbian R&B gawd, Tony spent damn near $100,000 to have doctors hack his face into looking like Justin. A hunnid stacks over the course of five years on procedures like “smile surgery,” eye stuff and some weird cheek sh*t has all helped transform the obsessed fan into a weird Stuart from Mad TV/cat lady hybrid. Success!
But you can’t tell Bieber, Sr. sh*t about his plastic surgery fail. Especially when his enabling friends are “showering him with compliments” and calling him “Tony Bieber.” I’m guessing “Tony the pedo-ish pervert” was too long but it’s still more accurate.
And oh yeah, not relevant but just for the hell of it, here’s a story of a 35-year-old pedophile who pretended to be Justin Bieber and lured young girls into doing sexual things on camera and recording them.
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