Did you hear the one about the elderly Italian man who accidentally hired his 40-year-old son’s South American girlfriend as an escort? When she arrived at the door, he complained, “I asked for the daughter-in-lasagna.” *Johnny Carson golf swing*
The 70-year-old, from Treviso, couldn’t believe his eyes when his future daughter-in-law knocked on his door. The South American woman had told everyone, including the 40-year-old son, that she was a waitress. Red-faced, they decided not to seal the deal. (Via)
Father of the year.