01.02.09 9 years ago 61 Comments

“God, such a hard choice. I know. Let’s vote for that one guy we’ve heard of!” Your 2008 NFL MVP is Peyton Manning of the Colts. Of course he is. Did you know he was hurt earlier this year? Just a quick lesson for you, kids. Even if you throw 5 TD’s to 8 picks in the first six games of the year, you can still win MVP as long as people have heard of you and YOU WERE HURT. I’m assuming Brett Favre got 2nd place in the voting. Because his bicep hurt, you see. He would have clearly thrown 45 TD passes if he hadn’t been so devastatingly injured. What a soldier. No one else in the NFL plays hurt!

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