Justin Bieber Crashes Gay Republican Party, Immediately Receives $2 Million Offer To Star In Gay Porn

Justin Bieber has been offered $2 million for only a few hours of work in a gay porn film. Power bottom Johnny Rapid, of the popular gay porn site Men.com, made the offer in the video above after seeing Justin’s “beautiful bulge” in those infamous Calvin Klein ads, saying that he’d do most of the work.

The offer came only a day after Justin Bieber reportedly accidentally crashed a meeting among the Log Cabin Republicans (a gay organization within the Republican party). He initially went unnoticed, according to members. That’s because he looked like a “butcher version of Miley Cyrus,” according to Ben Coleman, the event chairman.

“I went downstairs and someone I knew said “did you see Justin Bieber just went upstairs?”

“I went back and looked around the corner and I saw the group and, literally, I didn’t see Justin Bieber, I just saw a bunch of girls. I got a closer look and said, oh yeah that’s the Biebs, for sure. But he looked like a butcher version of Miley Cyrus.”

That might help to explain why Keith Richards is so unimpressed with “wannabe” Bieber.

Source: HuffPo

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