A Woman Allegedly Assaulted A Man ‘With Her Breasts’ Outside Of A Georgia Gas Station

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Forget pepper spray and whistles. Ladies, are you aware that you’re carrying two very dangerous weapons right on your person at all times? It’s true. And one woman used hers at an Athens, Ga. gas station convenience store to assert her authority when she felt wronged by a man who allegedly took her place in line. The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports:

The 28-year-old man behind her moved up to the counter to pay for his purchases, he told police. But when the woman came back, she was irritated the man had moved ahead of her, and she let him know.

There was a verbal disagreement inside the Lexington Road Marathon store early Monday. Then, it spilled outside the store, according to the police report.

“He told me that when they went outside of the store, the female bumped him with her breasts and threatened to beat him up,” the report states. “He indicated that he felt he was assaulted.”

Ignoring the whole “breast assault” thing, as far as the unspoken rules of lines go, she was completely in the wrong here. Once you get out of line, you’re out of line. Period. I take line law very seriously.

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