By now you’ve probably heard that former University of Florida and New England Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez has been charged with murder and is under investigation for his possible role in other murders as well. Meanwhile, as he awaits trial, he’s being held in a Massachusetts jail where he’s now forced to live without Facebook and Twitter. THE HORROR!
We know this because a) Hernandez already has prison groupies penning letters to him and b) one of those groupies shared a written response she received from Hernandez with TMZ.
I think this means I’m gonna name my fantasy football team “there is no internet in jail lol” this year.