Adele appreciates being more popular than Star Wars, and having the number-one song in the country, and appearing on SNL, and breaking a whole bunch of records. But something tells me the thing about “Hello” that makes her happiest is that it’s being used to mess with ex-boyfriends.
The last time Mary and Matt spoke, she told him to “f*ck” himself. But along came “Hello,” and Mary reached out to him again through text.
https://twitter.com/maryc_021/status/659233727659159553
This works with any “hello” song really.
“Hello.”
“Hey, you.”
“Is it me you’re looking for?”
“Hard pass.”
“Hello, hello.”
“Sup.”
“I don’t know why you say goodbye, I say hello.”
“[sends d*ck pic]”
“Hello, I love you.”
“Please stop texting me.”
“Won’t you tell me your name?”
“My name is I’m Calling the Cops.”
Okay, maybe not every “hello” song.
