Amber Heard first acted her way into our lives in the 2004 film Friday Night Lights. Between then and 2008, she was in a dozen or so other films, but they were all “meh” at best so I skipped them. It wasn’t until Pineapple Express, in which she played Seth Rogen’s high school girlfriend, that I was like, “Hey Amber Heard, what’s up?” Then she announced that she’s bisexual and was dating Tasya van Ree, but now they’re broken up and she’s single, so if she hadn’t completely stolen my heart prior to today, she sealed the deal with the above photobomb, which may be the greatest photo we’ll see all year.
According to the Daily Mail, Heard was at a party for the introduction of Guess by Marciano’s summer collection last night, when she suddenly jumped into this photo of your hipster aunt and uncle. She’s also promoting her new movie Syrup, and I don’t really care what it’s about because I’m an adult male with a healthy imagination, so I’m just going to let my brain do the legwork.
Previously, the title of Best Photobomber on the Planet was shared by Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers and 30 Rock star Tina Fey, but Heard’s effort was simply too fantastic. In fact, I have a dare for her – marry me and photobomb our own wedding photo. Come on, Amber, don’t be a coward.
In the meantime, I don’t think I’m jumping the gun with this image at all…