America Loves ScarJo: 8 Things We Learned About Who The World Is Masturbating To

This may come as a surprise, but apparently people on the Internet really want to see Scarlett Johansson naked. Next you’ll tell me message board commenters want to be the FIRST to something. But it’s true: Sex.com investigated the most searched-for women on their website for every country in the world, and America’s top three are Alexis Texas, ScarJo, and Abella Anderson (I think she was in The Other Boleyn Girl with Johansson). Here’s how Sex.com settled on their findings:

Rather than wait for PornMD to reveal which babes the world was searching for, we decided to dig through Sex.com’s data to find out who the Top 3 babes were that each country searched for before, during, or possibly after their fap-session from January 1st 2013 to December 31st 2013. Now, I should say that people mostly search for categories. For the purposes of this map, the popular search terms that weren’t a proper name were omitted because that’s already been done! I think it’s more interesting anyway to know which names the world searches for when browsing the category or searching something vague doesn’t yield the results they hoped for… (Via)

Other worldwide findings include:

1. Big How I Met Your Mother fans in Switzerland.

2. Peru doesn’t subscribe to the J-Law backlash.

3. Half of the nine billion “Blurred Lines” views on YouTube are from Slovakia.

4. The Land Down Under searches for Miley Cyrus a lot…

5. …while New Zealand prefers Nikki Rhodes.

6. Apparently Alexis Texas has a big ass, and that’s why Mongolia loves her.

7. Oh, Russia.

8. And the three most popular in the entire world:

Via Sex

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