The Huffington Post interviewed three college sex columnists in hopes of learning what the hottest trends are in students f*cking, apparently, and learned that college kids today are all about doing it in the butt. This is obviously very important information that we all needed to find out about, so kudos to HuffPo for “getting behind” this issue. Speaking of, let’s see how many euphemisms for anal sex we can collect in this article, shall we?
Abigal Student wrote a column at Washington State University encouraging her fellow students to learn more about “the road less traveled.”
There’s one.
“Modern men and women have gone off the beaten path by moving their entry point two inches south from that of their forefathers,” Abigail said on HuffPost Live. “Modern American couples have normalized the practice of anal sex. In the words of Frost ‘the road less traveled by’ has gained some serious traffic.”
It’s basically the same euphemism, but is it OK to count it twice? I’m going to count it twice.
Indigo Trigg-Hauger, whose column is written in the form of Q&As from University of Washington student-submitted questions, says she receives a couple questions a months regarding anal sex.
“I get a lot of questions about it, so it must be something people are interested in,” Indigo said. “I think people are trying to find validation about it.”
Another student, Nicha Ratana-Apiromyakij, has little doubt anal sex is happening at Brown University.
I too, have little doubt that anal sex is happening at Brown University.