And Now, An Eighth Priceless Pep Talk From Peyton Manning!

12.03.07 10 years ago 5 Comments

Thinking about planning a vacation? Here’s my advice: go to Cambodia. There are NO laws in that place. I went there last summer. I machine gunned a dead cow. I purposely gave a hooker the clap, then wrote her a letter bragging about it. I snorted enough opium to kill Steve Coogan. And I killed an old farmer and buried him deep in the rice paddies. Then, I pissed on his grave.

Cambodia rocks.

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