Back in February, kitty-cat ornament Ariana Grande came up with the “perfect comeback” to an annoying troll who made fun of her boobs online. It’s funny because she implied that he’s a pedophile who’s also into incest (seriously, it was pretty good). Grande is back to talking about her “tits,” or more specifically her “itsnotaboutbigtitsorsmalltitsitsaboutlovingYOURtits,” on Instagram.
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It’s a good thing she provided a caption. Otherwise, we’d never know the word between “have” and “tits.” The “no” is cut off, so it could have been “I have Nick Fury tits” or maybe “I have Neu! tits” (Ariana’s very into mid-1970s krautrock). But no, it’s “I have no tits,” and you can buy it here for $72. With that kind of money, I can buy so much Taco Bell, and give myself man-boobs.
(Via Instagram)
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