And The Word That Won The 2013 Scripps National Spelling Bee Is…

Knaidel, or, small mass of leavened dough. Knaidel.

It’s that time of year again. You know the time. When we all get amazed at how much smarter this stage full of tiny mutants is than the rest of us. The event is known as the Scripps Spelling Bee to the rest of the world. This year saw one Arvind Mahankali take home the trophy of Kid We’re Not Smarter Than with his final word of “knaidel.”

Wait, “knaidel.” That’s not that tough. I could have spelled that. Hey, you’re not that smart, Arvind. And you’re not that tall either. And I bet you’ve never paid a light bill in your life. Ha, didn’t think so, idiot.

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