Awkward Mario Can't Jump Away From This

So, a reader calling himself Jumpman sent us this link to a promotional picture from Nintendo of America the other day. It’s supposed to be a contest winner being greeted at the door by Mario to collect his real life, full size Mario Kart, but Jumpman has a point: this is one awkward photo and stripped of context, it makes little to no sense.
So awkward, we felt the need to theorize as to why. Guesses on the next slides.

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