Parks and Recreation was wise to boot Ann and Chris before their baby was born. The last thing a long-running sitcom needs is an adorable tyke running around, causing various ruckuses. Oh, Ron Swanson’s wife is also pregnant? That’s different: no Swanson offspring has ever been a “tyke.”
It’s best to leave the babies to the Internet, where they can rock out to the Parks and Rec theme song like April at a Mouse Rat show.