We’ve reached the point in the season of The Bachelorette when the herd starts to thin a bit. Sure, there are still a few guys so nondescript that you’ll swear that you’ve never seen them before, but for the most part, the real weirdos are getting the boot as their schtick runs its course. This week, that means that we finally said goodbye to Jack, Jonathan (a.k.a. The Tickle Monster), and Iggy.
Jack Stone has somehow managed to be both nondescript and totally creepy at the same time and really sealed the deal with one unsettling line about the ideal date: “First off, I’d lock the door, push everything out and just sit down and hang out. Just like, lay in bed and hang out, honestly. I think that’s the best way to chill.” Ok, Patrick Bateman.