What better way to say goodbye to yet another February — by far the crappiest damn month of the entire year (sorry, if you think there is a worse month than February, your argument is invalid) — than with the best news bloopers to come out of the month, thanks to the always reliable NewsBeFunny. We’ve already seen a few of these make the rounds here at Uproxx, such as the New Zealand politician taking a pink dildo to the head, a reporter nearly getting humped by a stray dog, this was definitely the wrong McDonald, and that stoner who had a perfectly reasonable reason for leading police on a 100 mph chase.
Of course, for every dildo to the head that we cover, there’s like 100 creepily staring orangutans that we miss (metaphorically), so enjoy the nearly 11 minutes of footage, old and new. And rejoice, because our long national nightmare of wintertime is almost over.