Better Know A Draft Pick: Tony Washington

03.16.10 8 years ago 51 Comments


Name: Tony Washington
College: Abilene Christian (DII)

Likes: The Bible.
Dislikes: Stuff that’s not mentioned in the Bible.

Height: 6’6″
Weight: 310

Position: Offensive Tackle

Why His Name Might Sound Vaguely Familiar: Oh yeah, that. See, he’s the guy who fucked his sister.

Not To Be Confused With: Brother Love

Favorite Games: Taboo, Don’t Wake Daddy, Sorry

What His College Coaches Say About Him: It could have been worse, it could have been his brother. Man that would have been so gay.

What He Told The Scouts: “He said where he comes from, this kind of thing happens all the time.”

Oof?: Oof.

Who Wants Him: He can block, right? Shit, Mike Shanahan would fuck his grandmother for a decent line. But first he has to know if the kid can how to throw a good cut block without drawing a flag. Ah fuck it, he can always learn.

Who Will Take Him: Dallas. Because Jerry Jones is a sucker for a good incest story.

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