The Creator Of ‘Cards Against Humanity’ Sent A Giant, Lubey Surprise To The Oregon Militia

01.15.16 10 months ago • 6 Comments

It’s now day 13 of the standoff between the Oregon militia and I guess, “no one” who’s attempting to intervene, despite the fact that Ammon Bundy is threatening to potentially occupy the federal bird sanctuary for entire years. So with no government intervention, United States citizens are starting to take matters into their own hands, responding to the militia’s ridiculous “wishlist” by sending hilariously unwanted gifts.

No stranger to supporting good causes, “Cards Against Humanity” creator Max Temkin got in on the action, tweeting the above Amazon order details for a 55-gallon drum of “Passion” Natural Water-Based Lubricant, which he thoughtfully sent over to the dozens of men holed up in the wildlife reserve. After nearly two weeks, these guys must be about ready to blow off some steam, and between a bag of dicks and a 55-gallon drum of lube, sounds like this Oregon militia party is about to get off the chain.

One 55-gallon drum of Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant, $1,193.81. Something, something, buttholes of the Oregon militia? Priceless.

Now Watch: Ranking All The Bundy Militia Requests From Best To Worst

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