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Strangely-buff Dave Chappelle performs for sell-out crowd in San Francisco [Filmdrunk]
President Trump? [UproxxNews]
50 Cats Straight Chillin’ [Uproxx]
“The tornado took my hamburger” [WarmingGlow]
The best and worst of WWE Raw 4/18 [WithLeather]
This Week In F—k You: The NFL Schedulemaker [KSK]
Stone Cold Steve Austin And The Best 10 Minutes On TV [TSS]
Elaborate Nutshot Backfires [CollegeHumor]
Vanessa Hudgens Got Wasted at Coachella [TheSuperficial]
3 New Relationship Statuses Facebook Should Add [CoedMag]
All of the Mortal Kombat Fatalities and Babalities (video) [G4TV]
Valve’s New Portal 2 Merch Includes “Three Turret Moon” T-Shirt [UGO]
Funny Marathon Pictures (warning: one of these cannot be unseen) [EgoTV]
“Dog in milk pants feeds baby goats.” Milk pants? Tell me more. [Urlesque]
VIDEO BELOW: Waldo the kitten sleeps it off. [via Buzzfeed]
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[Pictures via animalsondrugs and Reddit]