“You think you know Chris Brown? You don’t know Chris Brown,” reads the description of a video directed by David Alan released onto the Internet last night. It’s meant to show us the REAL Chris Brown, not the Chris Brown that jerks like us have labeled a beater of women, and in that it’s successful. We now know that not only is he a beater of women, he’s also rap’s response to Garden State.
There’s SO MUCH navel-gazing and sitting in dimly lit doorways with his hands on his head and whiny, faux-introspectiveness like, “I just care. Too much sometimes” that doesn’t mean anything. Chris Brown is the victim here, and truly, the only living boy in Rihanna, I mean, New York. Much to Drake’s chagrin.