Christina Aguilera now is better than Christina Aguilera then is better than Xtina ever. The “Genie in the Bottle” singer is Maxim‘s cover girl for the month of October because The Voice returns soon to, along with Sunday Night Football, save NBC from tripping over itself, straight into an endless well. Curious how she defines sexy?!?
How do you define sexy?
I’m such a down-to-earth girl, I’m comfortable in just a jersey and boy’s underwear. Trying too hard to be sexy is the worst thing you can do. Sexiness should be effortless.
She says that now, but when I showed up at her door that one time, wearing only my underwear and a Wesley Walls jersey, she called the cops. In conclusion: I know you’re not reading these words (you’ve already long since scrolled down to the photos), so now’s as good a time as any for me to admit: Christina Aguilera > …Baby One More Time.
Shocking stuff, I know.