This Brave Idiot Messaged All His Ex-Girlfriends On Christmas In One Group Text

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Christmas has come and gone for another year, yet THE WAR CONTINUES.

So do the hilarious holiday season-inspired stories. Take this one lad from across the pond (that’s a fancy way of saying he probably thinks Oasis is the greatest band of all-time). He came up with the brilliant idea of texting four of his ex-girlfriends, all in one group chat named “Merry Ex-Mas” (of course).

Let’s see how well that turned out.

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