Cleveland Residents Hit An All-Time Adult Film Viewing High During The RNC

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In the buildup to Cleveland hosting this week’s Republican National Convention, there was much hullabaloo about the tension likely to be in the air for this de facto Donald Trump festival. It turns out that pure unbridled horniness has been in the Cleveland air too. So, uh, politics!

Pulling stats from reliable porn vendors xHamster, The Daily Dot reports that Cleveland has managed to hit its highest level of adult entertainment traffic ever. How glued have Clevelanders been to these hug-n-kiss movies? “There are more people in Cleveland watching porn right now, xHamster says, than when the Cavaliers won the NBA championship,” notes Daily Dot. Presumably, the number of times people screamed “DON’T COME IN HERE” in Cleveland has also reached spectacular new heights. The data shows Cleveland’s porn traffic rising (tee hee) to 184 percent above its usual total, so in that regard, Cleveland definitely rocks.

Another spinoff of the RNC morphing into This Ain’t the RNC XXX Parody in the minds of Cleveland self-pleasure seekers? “Trump” managed to become a trending topic on xHamster. It’s not as though there’s a shortage of Trump-focused parodies out there, but it does seem a little strange to think of the White House hopeful or his supporters sending someone’s desire into a frenzy while angrily discussing Benghazi. Maybe it’s that first Trump/Pence logo that’s got everyone hot and bothered?

(via Daily Dot)

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